Saturn's Smoke Rings
Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
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jacobvanloon:

Jacob van Loon
Slow Burn
Watercolor, acrylic, and graphite on wood

zacarana-meseceva-kci:

Y on We Heart It.

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples